The Mushroom Penis Lipsticks, is brought to you by Diamond Dream, a makeup brand I’ve never actually heard of but am already skeptical about because hello, they’re making d*ck shaped lipsticks.
LipDicks are available on Amazon (they are described by the site as Pecker lipstick) and cost $18 for one 12-pack. Each pack comes in a variety of colors and shades.
“From hooker reds, creamy pinks, sparkly mauves, and opal rouge … each lipstick case is a clear phallic-shaped top with a twist bottom and gold foil script,” says the product description. It also comes “complete with a veiny shaft and perfect mushroom head.”
Interestingly, Amazon listed it as frequently bought with “Super Fun Penis Candy,” and a bunch of other penis-related products. Good to know that there’s no shortage of dick-shaped objectson the internet.